Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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