Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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