So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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