I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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