I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
