Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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