STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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