i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
