fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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