so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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