How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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