I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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