a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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