I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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