Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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