Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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