I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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