We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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