I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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