I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Come see our sink grown plant.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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