My nipple is on Facebook.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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