if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
