During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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