have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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