I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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