apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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