yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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