Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just found a bag of teeth...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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