my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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