My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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