Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just high enough for therapy.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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