I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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