Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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