You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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