She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
bring money and cleavage
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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