What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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