she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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