I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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