I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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