Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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