Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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