Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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