Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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