just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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