Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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