do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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