he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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