Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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