let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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