I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
