Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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