I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize