You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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