He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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